Would you

Groups of men
with their beers
in front of their chests
One is looking at me,
just a second too long
He has a passionate face with it
But does not notice,
He is spilling some beer on his blouse
The lady's are at the bar tonight
Glass of wine and cigarette
And when Don Juan makes an attempt
The blouses go open a little more
And asks a chick her boyfriend;
"Don't you have to go to the bathroom"?
Don't be jerk, man!
If you want the attention, just say so!
Ambiguity, it is always so vague
While we are there with the question…
Uhum, 'would you .....?'

That man, full of hypocrisie,
Has a girlfriend for 3 years,
longing for that blond girl,
she suffers from popularity
He' scared like hell,
Because he des not know,
How to begin..

Do not be so difficult man,
You are acting as if she cannot guess it
The dreams you dream, you keep them still,
While you actually want to ask;
'Would you....'?

And whenever a woman is being a clever dick
Not in the mood for a any ....
Men call her silly, blond, or arrogant,
Alltough she is so charming
A rejection is very iritating
And so not cool.

Do not be so difficult man,
Just because you can't score the chick
Throw of your mask and show that you are a grown up man
Just ask and show her who you are
Would you…..

Please be an original man,
Clichés makes a woman frigid at once
Curl your lips around hers,
In stead of that sigarette
And just ask her,
Would you be with me tonight?
Would you be with me tonight?
Would you want to sleep with me tonight?

Or to the zoo….for example

And if it may turn out wrong, Just hide in the bathroom!!!


Toos Ligtenberg