The 12 Days of Christmas
(as created by the #UBJams all girls choir)
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me. . .
12 hanging balls
11 licking fans
10 flavoured nipples
9 backstage passes
8 mickeys drinking
7 tarts a-singing
6 of astro's dreads
5 jummmmpiiiing normans
4 of bt's saxes
3 of robin's undies
2 jb's sticks
and an ali in a ub40 tree....
The Island Song
**sung to the tune of...well you'll get it :-)**
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful trip
That started from a jammin port
aboard a tiny ship.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny shipped was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Posse would be lost, the Posse would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore
of this unchartered desert isle,
With five of them, some others too,
then more showed up, now we're huge,
We get some duds and some flamers too,
Here on our Sunny Isle.
So this is the tale of our castaways,
they're here for a long, long time
they'll have to make the best of things
it's an uphill climb.
The board hosts and their helpers too,
will do their very best,
to make the others comfortable
in this Tropic Island Nest!
**sung to the tune of Groovin' - song credit to UB40**
I get my kicks from watching Jams people..
partying to and fro
and if u ask them what they're drinking..
half of them don't know...
let the world think we're crazy...
but they don't realise
that we're just hoochin'.ooooooooohhhhhhh hoochin'...
hoochin' out on brum...
I see some Baileys flowin' by me,
heading for my seat ,
and I get a feeling deep inside me,
it's so good to be free.
And we got sunshine in the day time,
and loadz of Hooch at night,
cos we just hoochin'..ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhh hoochin'
hoochin' out on brum. . .