Why the FAQ?

                   ~~~  The FAQ's of Life  ~~~

A man was praying for guidance:  "Oh God, grant me this knowledge:
 what is the meaning of life?"

For a while, Creation was silent. Then a booming voice, sounding
 severely impatient, shouts from heaven: "R E A D - T H E - F A Q !"

-- Usenet: eunet.jokes

Where the FAQ?

What the FAQ?